What Is This Guy’s Problem?

January 25, 2010 in Uncategorized

We’ve all seen it.

The fan who takes things a little too far.  We commonly witness this in Oakland, where those psychopaths routinely paint their entire body, or be complete nerds and dress like Darth Vader.

That screams normalcy compared to this lunatic.  You know, the guy who spread peanut butter on himself at a UGA-Tennessee basketball game.

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Here is what a Deadspin submitted, who had witnessed the disturbing display of school spirit.

Why this kid would cover himself in PB became crystal clear as the seconds on the clocked ticked down and UGA was about to wrap up its first win vs. a top 10 team at home since the Jim Harrick era. The students were reminded to NOT rush the court, when the game ended all but about 4 obliged. Peanut Butter Kid knew the rules didn’t apply to him. As he rushed the court there wasn’t a security guard or police officer willing to go anywhere near this kid. Usually its an early Christmas for these cops/guards when given the chance to lay out a smart-ass undergrad, but not today.

Yeah, makes sense.  He spread peanut butter on himself so he wouldn’t get laid out by security.

Also, he was licking it off himself during the game, and the sweat was making it run.  You know who else spreads peanut butter on themselves?  Sexual deviants.

And something tells me there’s a pretty good chance he falls under that category as well.

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